1 Take a substantial holiday somewhere hot.
2 Don’t cut nails when drunk.
3 Master the Rubik’s cube.
4 Increase stocks of spare lightbulbs, batteries and staples.
5 Read more for pleasure. At least twelve books this year.
6 Replace threadbare rear bicycle tyre.
7 Do not buy a new iPad this year.
8 Respond to personal emails within 24 hours and personal text messages within six hours, max.
9 Try extreme cryotherapy.
10 Take better care of personal health.
11 Reduce number of ‘spare’ laptop bags, briefcases and rucksacks.
12 Have a physiotherapist correct the torsion of your right tibia.
13 End four-year procrastination and finally re-pot house plant before it dies. Action before end of February.
14 Double collection of easy-pair socks so that a fortnight without laundering is feasible.
15 Focus on career more.
16 Replace all red-wine-stained clothing items instead of just collecting them.
17 Drink more water.
18 Limit post-midnight drinking to two nights per week.
19 Donate 2% of gross income to charity.
20 Be less critical of yourself.
21 Time laundry so that it finishes whilst you’re at home so as to avoid inconveniencing flatmates.
22 Acquire orthopaedic memory foam pillows.
23 Replace food steamer.
24 Avoid impromptu news interviews.
25 Visit family more often.
26 Be more serious about studying. Be less serious about switching off plugs.
27 Catalogue personal libraries in Wales and in London.
28 Finish everything you start.
29 Invest in an electronic toothbrush.
30 Be more realistic when considering new volunteering opportunities.
31 Create second cork-board with 350+ corks collected.
32 Commit Barclay’s internet banking membership number to memory.
33 Try to get eight hours sleep at least six out of seven nights per week.
34 Don’t start drinking until you’ve eaten something more substantial than a Snicker’s bar.
35 Endeavour to secure an assignment outside of London with work.
36 Eat more fruit.
37 Register with the British Library.
38 Look into permanent laser hair removal of facial hair.
39 Audit personal medicine cabinet. If you don’t know what it does, throw it away.
40 Learn how to use the new cooker’s timer function.
41 Visit San Francisco and/or LA.
42 Research vacuum packer for kitchen.
43 Make use of NLP at work.
44 Keep a record of money spent on alcohol.
45 Organise a 27th birthday party / event for yourself.
46 Cook more often than not. Try to bulk-cook and freeze / reheat more often.
47 Visit the theatre regularly. Encourage friends to do the same.
48 Look into emWave heart math.
49 Consider getting out of London during the Olympics.
50 Be yourself, enjoy 2012.